Millennial Mix Up

Corporate paralegal still working on my professional filter over a decade later

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Who the hell am I kidding

No one cares

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The past two weeks of been sheer chaos.

I'm thinking of just having an auto reply to all emails/team messages that says "have you looked at the legal intranet resources page?"
Maybe then I could get actual work done

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@thephdstory When I was in school the study guide was called your own notes and the text book. . .

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Aww, the last two months of Q4. The delightful time of year everyone saves their stupid for.

Don't know what I liked more this week
"No, the U.S. government says you can't do that"
Or
"Why are you smiling? I'm not going to like why you are smiling, am I?"

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@MeanestTA I felt that one in my bones.

"Please, tell me how Mr. Google knows more about this topic then my decade of experience plus school. I'll wait."

I also like "Did anyone think to talk to legal before doing this?"

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I have been called wildly efficient more times this week than is reasonable.

Perhaps if you took less coffee breaks and did more actual work you could be efficient too.

Wild concept

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I love when I'm traveling in a different country for work and the weather changes significantly from when I packed so I have to pay ✨other country✨ prices for new clothes

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I'm at a local brewery watching Sunday Night Sports and there is a guy at one of the high tops in a straight up black suit rocking that mortician vibe with a calligraphy pen, notebook, and laptop in front of him.

Wonder what he is writing

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It is a really funny time of year where I live. Just got our first real break from heat that means a good 20 degree flux in temp each day so you constantly see people in shorts and tank tops next to people in jeans in hoodies.

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Ever look at your partner and wonder how you landed that?

I'm definitely marrying up

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Also, if anyone was wondering, blood orange soda + lime juice + campari + vodka is delicious

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After a week of too much time with other humans, I've spent my entire Saturday binge watching shows and crocheting while making up random cocktails with the contents of our liquor cabinet.

Tis grand

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Get to do it all again next week, and more!
At least there is free food and two nights with an open bar. Makes it a little more worth it

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Doing anticipated 2024 travel costing today. Google has to think I lead an amazing life at this point.

Also, that I speak at least 5 languages...oh the ads

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CFO in the office this week so naturally the business did something stupid to start off the week

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Part of a global team to update our standard terms and conditions.
We've spent 30 minutes debating section headings.

Lawyers are fun

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Randomly getting the hiccups I public sucks

That is all

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I've hit the point of not having a clue what is going on. Just going day by day following my calendar hoping that I figure out what the meeting was for before it ends.

Bright side, I did get a chance to actually clean up my inbox (to do list) today. Only 26 action items left!

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Today I got asked for
1) a demand letter template for delayed payment
2) the statute for a (situation) in (state)
3) our policy for (service) that we ✨don't✨ provide

It is gonna be a week