Shit Mo Says

Follow everyone's favourite perv in real time.

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“What up baby doll. Just having my balls broken over here”
#businesscalls #roughmorning #profeshAF

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“HONEY! It’s your ass-eating husband!”
#phonecallswiththemissus

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Knee deep in ass
#conferencecalls #profeshAF #makinsales

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It's been posted before. What we couldn't fit was this was recited to "a lady of the evening" on his recent trip.

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It's been quiet and we've missed him but everyone's fav perv is back from vacation!!!

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got one yay-long
And it's all for you
#ALittleAfternoonPoetry #Poet #shitmosays #AWayWithWords

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Singing along to the radio: "that's me in the corner!
Sloooooow jerkin'"
#earlymorningserenade #shitmosays

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"Wanna play poke-e-man?"

"What's poke-e-man?"

"Turn around and bend over. Lemme show you!"
#pokemon #shitmosays #goodmorning

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Early morning texts #Drunkat9am #fishhook #shitmosays #StillDrunkFromTheNightBefore

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"My wife is a good woman."
#aboutlastnight #patientwife

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"I fell asleep flogging the ol' dolphin. Sorry sweetheart."
#phonecallswiththemissus #drunkatwork #traumatizing

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Always expect these #vendingmachinepanties to show up if you leave your desk unattended

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Do you like Mary Poppins
🎼Just a spoon full of JIZZ helps the medicine go doooown! 🎼
#MaryPoppinsRemix #shitmosays

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Butt.Butter
#MaryPoppinsRemix #superprofesh #shitmosays

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"Have you ever seen the movie Vance Wilder?"
"Vance?
"Yeah! Vance Wilder!"
"Is his brother Van?"
#workbanter #shitmosays #poorvance

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*hugs girl*
"I'm just gonna get my scent on you.

Fix-ate you"
#HeMeansAsphyxiate #ALittleLighyAsphyxiationAtWork #shitmosays

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"I just wanna dance and suck cock. Like a dancing queen. Gobble, gobble, gobble..."
#ramblingman #shitmosays

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"I put the I in inappropriate"
#conferencecalls #profeshAF #shitmosays

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"Did he try to undress you by the water cooler?

Did he undress you with his eyes?"
#conferencecalls #profeshAF #shitmosays

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"Maybe play some scratch n' sniff by the vine-yards?"
#zerocontext #vine #yards #conferencecall