Malachi

[Eternal Memri TV @EMTVmemes]

There are gems everywhere for those with eyes to see them.

[Usul The Hun @LisanAlVibe]

This is what opening Steam is like above the age of 21

[sperger @assburgerstim]

slavic peasant phenotype predisposed to pedophilia because the average life expectancy in his village is 15

[Mads @europemaxxed]

the curse of a young man

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

@TMZ Why would she ax his name when she already knows it

[Our Own Nation @OurOwnNation]

Normie Girlies think they were genius philosophers at 9 years old

[ko @konfirmkills]

🧘🏽

[Our Own Nation @OurOwnNation]

@tufpraise How many times do you Retarded Goycattle need to be told that Jews are not White

[wacist wigga @wacistwigga]

Whenever my normgroid (term of endearment) parents ask me how I'm doing, I just respond with a platitude, because if I were truthful, I would just sound like this

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Most people don't know this, but Salvador Dalí built his entire career on tapping into his unconscious mind on purpose.

Dalí's most famous trick was a micro-nap he called "slumber with a key." He'd sit in a heavy Spanish-style armchair, head tilted back against the leather, both arms hanging completely limp off the armrests, and in his left hand he'd hold a heavy metal key pinched lightly between his thumb and forefinger.

Directly under that hand, on the floor, he'd place an upside-down plate. He'd then let himself drift into sleep. The instant he actually fell asleep, his muscles would go slack, the key would slip out of his fingers, hit the upside-down plate, and the clang would jolt him awake.

The whole nap was meant to last less than a quarter of a second. He called that half-second window the "taut and invisible wire which separates sleeping from waking," and he'd immediately sketch the hallucinations he saw in that flash.

The melting clocks, the elephants on stilts, the burning giraffes, a lot of that came straight out of those quarter-second naps. He picked the trick up from Capuchin monks and wrote it down as one of his "50 Secrets of Magic Craftsmanship."

[Mega Brune @BruneMega30986]

@ttfalor Just lock in bro. Kidnap a few dozen orphans off the streets and sell their underaged bodies to some local politicians. Then use the blackmail to slowly work your way up like a hard working American. Rinse and repeat bro ✊️

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

Large group travel: IF WE DONT LEAVE THE HOSTEL BY 10:00 IM LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AHHHHH

Small group travel: guys check out my beer mustache aha :)

Solo travel: I am the wretched refuse of the earth, cursed forever to wander with the mark of Cain blazing on my forehead

[Καλός @realKalos]

Main love triangle vs everyone else in an average Turkish soap opera.

[funcle @funcle551]

Buzz word buzz word buzz word

[cruelty @MAELNACHT]

nigga my tummy hurts and my race is dying