ATTENTION ESPORTS FANS
I accidentally bought IEM Cologne Major 2026 tickets on the same day I'm getting married & they cost me $1,500 (plane & con tix, hotel).
If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church her name is Lyanna.
🚨💩 GOODNESS FUCKING GRACIOUS!
Hit slop creator "holycorvid" decides: "I want to go viral by posting a unglorified unamusing boring raceslop tweet about a developer from Israel then worry about being at the glorious 23 years age mark without a in person job!"
Wow! Just wow.