spuɐɥ oʍʇ ʎɯɯᴉʇ

My Brother: you're too volatile to reproduce but too beautiful to be destroyed

[spuɐɥ oʍʇ ʎɯɯᴉʇ @NotIsaiah11]

Young grant leaning on things is my new favorite thing

[T @tylerthecreator]

she can ride my face i dont want nothing in returnnnnn

[FizzMax 🥤 @FizzMax_]

LMFAO

[MathiasBam: Invincible Era @BamMathias]

They’re gonna give him the hottest sauce right off the bat, nothing to wash it down, straight firey death, and while he’s dying, coughing his lungs out they’re gonna hit him with “how has working with Tobey and Andrew been?” And that’s gonna break him

[spuɐɥ oʍʇ ʎɯɯᴉʇ @NotIsaiah11]

Haven't really used Twitter in awhile but I would like everyone to see my new pfp courtesy of @JojoDLara

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Your legacy will live on forever.
I love you for even longer.
November 15, Steve Irwin Day.

[prance @bocxtop]

a bored caveman rubbed two sticks together until it lit up now i gotta do battle with excel from 9am to 5pm everyday

[spuɐɥ oʍʇ ʎɯɯᴉʇ @NotIsaiah11]

Should I be concerned...

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

just what needed... a fucking tree gave me a parking ticket

[David. @daviddupreejr]

Can we go back to tv shows having 26 episodes? I’m tired of this trend of having to wait a year and a half for a 9-12 episode season.

[𝒞𝒶𝓉 🐄 @offbrandversa]

Me and who

[The Crimson Fucker😎 @TimConcussion]

Direct Deposit: $1400
Me at Burger King:

[spuɐɥ oʍʇ ʎɯɯᴉʇ @NotIsaiah11]

I'm actually offended at how accurate this is

[Skoog @Skoog]

this dude is the most likeable mf in hollywood right now