Greg

just an IT nerd

[Greg @BrazenIAm]

Where are the tall women at?

[John Fio @johnfio_]

Best consumer product idea I’ve seen in like 5 years.

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Nichole @nickyyknowsball]

We have Ohio State Fans defending the University of Michigan, the World Cup is introducing sentences that have never been said before

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

Brits in England: “This is the worst world cup ever!”

Germans driving a Mustang through Georgia with the top down to a game: “🎶AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE!!!🎶”

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

My favorite thing about the World Cup so far is the German guy documenting his time in the southeast. Absolutely electric content

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We found a German village in the mountains of North Georgia lol

I feel right at home😍

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

this is a universal experience as a man when she is trying to yap during your favorite show

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

I’m fat, I will lose.

Invest 20% of your money.

[Mandy_M @mandymatsinhe]

I only drink water and alcohol.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I promise you want your car to be a little bit percent computer

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Your coworker coming back from his "doctor's appointment" in a full suit

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lane Kiffin and Ed Orgeron fighting for the last Plan B for the Freshman zeta in the CVS aisle

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

Pre workout is a waste and scam. All you need is a heart full of hate and you good

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

the way no one knows how plan b actually works…

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

I’d marry a bitch if she said this to me

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

[𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 @Dianexis]

Miranda do you fuck with guys with $23.19 in their bank accounts?

[Spike @spikesguides]

NASA is one of the few governmental entities that isn't a colossal taxpayer waste of funds because it's autistic guys going hard on their autistic interests.

Double their budget.

[arson @desi0re]

My son just texted me this, 1 am going to be sick