Tenacious G 🔥

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

[Tenacious G 🔥 @notjackblackk]

I’m sorry that my heads always a mess @nothingnowhere

[Oil PAC Tracker @TrackOilPACs]

We can have this in America if the fossil fuel lobby gets out of the way.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[ONeely Cruz @Neely711]

But God forbid players wear a pride hat.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I don’t care who you are. This is hilarious.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

This is dystopian as fuck.

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

do people actually look at this and go AAH

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Trump's State Fair is so abandoned the Scooby Doo gang showed up.

[chrissy ✨ @chrissyxchi]

all this talk about playstation canning physical discs has me missing the world of warcraft game boxes

[Brody's Mom @southernwoman64]

These trees were a gift from the Japanese and the oldest in DC

When Nats Park was built, the owners purchased cherry trees specifically bred to bloom early

Planted them in the outfield and cared for them lovingly

Like these trees have been cared for for years and years

They would early in time for Opening Day

When the entire city was covered in pink blooms

Thousands of Americans plan trips to DC to see them

And the monuments

And tour the WH entering through the majestic East Wing

On tours that were managed by the First Lady’s office

Trump doesn’t give a damn about history, heritage, tradition, relationships with foreign allies

If he did, he wouldn’t have unceremoniously torn down the East Wing

Is there ANYONE in DC who will stop this bullshit?

ANYONE

[No Context Dispatch @NoContextDsptch]

If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A study has found that driving manual could boost memory and focus

The researcher says the repeated actions are a mental workout that may help maintain brain function

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

No two people are more different than Roosevelt and Trump. The former won a Medal of Honor, crushed monopolies, explored the Amazon, and was tougher than nails. The latter is a rapist, draft-dodger, and corrupt Gomorrah-appreciator riddled with insecurity. Piss off with this.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Geo @Geo_AW]

everything in Japan is anime

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: Spirit Halloween has officially taken over Trump’s Great American State Fair.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Hitler has moved into the building 😩😩😩

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.