jakey

please…

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

entendre? let’s start with an appetizer first, yeah?

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Lesbian who joins a band just to tweet “first I rocked then got some paper, went home and scissored”

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Jealousy turns from a simmer into an envious boil. A hot corrosive liquid leaks from the eyes before seeping between the lips. Infectious corrosive and insatiable. There’s nothing you can say, but if you don’t open your mouth you will drown.

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Girl I must be a spotted lanternfly the way I’m tryna invade your species

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

The winds of change have stalled you like a whirlpool. A delusional sycophant to natures whim, unknowingly turned acquiescent in its barrage of mundanity. The chills on your spine are all that remains of the past.

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Leftover crumb trails leading to a mind no longer yours. Turning back a clock does not change the time. An anatomy you can never claw out of, a stew in your mind that will never stop boiling.

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

The rot in the air stifles your nose, and the sounds of automobiles caress your ears, bugs and vermin trying fuck lullaby your senses. The heart of a city surrounds you with its endless rhythmic pumping of bile. Stew in its grease and let it wash away your sin. For now.

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Pull closer, feel the caress on your lips, a love unlike anything you’ve ever felt before. One sided, alone in the night. Drag it until it hurts then grieve.

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Do you fuck with guys who desire to be a magician’s apprentice

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

I still can’t tell you which one is desert or dessert

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Fool me once I’ll fucking kill myself

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

I just don’t think Leonard should be pronounced like that

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

The link alarm at planet fitness causes them to waterboard you with protein shakes in the back

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

This dive bar doesn’t even have a pool

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Flirting over https://t.co/ZqVNIM9Ldo matches

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

If you chew with your mouth open you should get hunted for sport

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Returning to bug mode (screaming until I get laid)

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

people are not Cha cha cha-ing dirt the happy birthday song anymore

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

We should start throwing spark plugs at the back windows of cars that take too long to order in a drive thru

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

Stickin my dick in microwaved butter

[jakey @notjacobdamon]

You have strayed down a path of unfamiliarity and have stopped seeing yourself in the mirror. Is regression of the character so bad? Or must growth always be an inclination