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Coach. Journalist. Suns Superfun

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BREAKING🚨Creighton Prep Sr. Rocoo Marcelino has signed an NIL deal with OnlyFans. He will be featured in the “big pussy lips” category.

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Sources say Taylor won’t be playing in the first game of his Super Senior year because “he already graduated”. A little confusing isn’t it Mike?

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JUST IN. Papio Jr. Qb Connor Ossenfort’s status changed to questionable tonight against Millard North (digestion malfunction). My sources say he and his girlfriend went overboard at China Buffet.

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@bigbootybenny69 Learn how to do this in one tweet buddy

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Chet Holmgren is retarded

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@maxhogann Good luck big man

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@Mike_Sautter_ Millard west is underrated this year, I have them top 30

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@BarstoolMNHS I will be in attendance