maybe not but probably jake

Retired Twitter user

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

Is LeBron confirmed or is there a chance a month before the season he demands more money without signing like a selfish pig ?

Hypothetically

[maybe not but probably jake @notjakesburner]

@Fastoolie Love this team #viva

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Mother fucking Sturgill Morning Dew

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Thank you @Gametime for sending Noah to Dead & Company for his 30 Before 30 list!

https://t.co/05w0Q2bOGR

[maybe not but probably jake @notjakesburner]

Me watching every Savannah Bananas game

[Nick Fasoli @Fastoolie]

This is why we Viva #NADU

[G-Wiz @WizardsGWiz]

draft lottery tonight

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🕯 rt for good luck 🕯

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[maybe not but probably jake @notjakesburner]

The sphere changed my life

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Divorce lawyer just told me

“Good news and bad news. Good news, you’re getting the house. Bad news, she gets to keep your 150 touch tunes tokens”

Fired him

[maybe not but probably jake @notjakesburner]

Rolling up to the Holiday party with My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy que’d up on the Sonos

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

1 hour till Barstool Black Friday sale begins. Entire store 20% off.

[maybe not but probably jake @notjakesburner]

Ryan Williams I don’t blame you for transferring to Michigan or Texas

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NFL teams need bands. Adds so much to the atmosphere

[maybe not but probably jake @notjakesburner]

Oxford, MS

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@tra_tra___ @TechGuyAndrew

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Channeling my inner @_willcompton on today’s 8 mile run. Dedicating this one to all the losers who think Alabama is cooked. Much like my marathon training, we still got a LOT left in the tank.

27 days until the NYC Marathon… Still time to donate!

https://t.co/AmNd9XItb1

[maybe not but probably jake @notjakesburner]

Maybe the biggest second half of my life

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#ThankYouBigCat @BarstoolBigCat