James Lynch

I am James

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What’s the deal with layovers? A layover means twice the amount of plane snacks. That’s the deal.

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So no one is using their finsta anymore? Tf

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Sally Fields really fell off 🤣

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@NoContextHumans This is my video

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I don’t care. I’m not fixing that typo.

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M dentist asked me some pretty thoughtful questions today. I had trouble answering, not because I couldn’t think of one, but because I had fucking tools in my mouth. #dentist #bb24 #queensfuneral

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My. My dentist.

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@TheSpins_Band Dare

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“So what are you doing after graduation?” Lying, lying to everyone who asks me this. I’m gonna sound impressive though. Maybe something with neuroscience or biological engineering. #graduation2022 #Gaslighting #Trending #fyp

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@Courtne90907174 Courtney Klein SUCKS! Like this tweet if you agree

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Cut off. #Pulled #GypsyKing #bar #Drinking

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My grandma texted me today asking if I was ready for graduation and if I was being good. I told her I’m on university probation for holding up a rotisserie chicken with a fake gun. But yes I’m ready for graduation!

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Tf is thunder?

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Found this sick song today. Goes a little something like 🎶so why do good girls like bad guys🎶 #music #song #originalsong

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Busy day today.

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The others going up against Will are probably terrified to win best actor #Oscars #WillSmith #chrisrock

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No one really likes Pat Farley

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Went to the doctor the other day for a checkup. I told her I was having problems listening to people. She offered me solutions and I literally didn’t hear a word she said #doctor #Listen #foryoupage

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@greasetwo It’s okay. It’s new! And good it’s a nice day out.

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Guys what’s going on?