Jamie

probably off in the world petting a dog

[Jamie @notjamieg]

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS

[lesbians for lucy dacus @phoebertbobert]

said she knows she lived through it (the boygenius summer depression of 2023) to get to this moment (chappell hot girl summer of 2024)

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

‘So, do you have any hobbies?’

‘I do Italian on Duolingo. I’m on a 2,386-day streak.’

‘Duemilatrecentottantasei giorni? È davvero impressionante!’

‘Oh… no, sorry. I don’t speak Italian. I just do it on Duolingo.’

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[Jamie @notjamieg]

are we sure we need the supreme court anymore

[Veronica @flyervee]

did it hurt? when I told you to google it and I was right

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I just need to focus on drinking water and avoiding men

[Rhett Shimberg @RhettShimberg]

🚨Taylor Swift’s surprise songs for night 1 in Pittsburgh, PA were Mambo No. 5 (Acoustic) and Cha Cha Slide (Taylor’s Version) (Piano) ✨ #TSTheErasTour     #PittsburghTSTheErasTour

[Karandeep Singh @kdpsinghlab]

2023: HBO Launches Max
2024: HBO Launches Min
2025: HBO Launches Mean
2026: HBO Launches Median
2027: HBO Launches Standard Deviation
2028: HBO Launches Interquartile Range
2029: HBO Launches Regression to the Mean

[trash jones @jzux]

“so how’s work” wanna see me chainsaw myself in half

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I was not made for a 9 to 5, I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard

[Nicole Pomarico @nicolepomarico]

Every time Taylor performs one of my favorite songs as the surprise song I hear the Hunger Games cannon go off in my head

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

IMHOTEP JUST RUSHED THE STAGE AND SLAPPED BRENDAN FRASER

[sydney, hater @diet_coke_slut]

happy women’s history month 💕💕

[Jamie @notjamieg]

it’s the best time of the year: sumo oranges at trader joe’s

[Aida Ross @aidaross_]

And is this “Speaker of the House” in the room with us right now

[Jamie @notjamieg]

@AFlinchum12 planning ahead

[Jamie @notjamieg]

i don’t want to work i just want to sit in cozy coffee shops with a warm bev