birdmanhandrub

Not Actually Birdman | Certified Bro Scientist

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

one thing about me is i'm going to put them tities in my mouth

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

@raptalksk momentum? the defenders just passing the ball around in a circle. at least the players are fresher so they can actually put the ball in the net

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

obviously i’m a soccer casual but these players pass wayyyyy too much in the box. just shoot that shit instead of losing it in the crowd

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The stock market at the open tomorrow

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

P2 CMON!! @LewisHamilton 🔥🔥🔥

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

i’m the same age as the players they calling old and washed at the world cup

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

Fox going up with a layup instead of running the clock out

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

the type of edm i like is whatever they be playing on love island uk. it sounds like what summer feels like

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

love island uk is head and shoulders above usa… iykyk

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

@KobeissiLetter a used honda civic for a knicks game is insane. pricing out all regular fans

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

and way more cringe moments

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

love island usa is so ratchet. all they do is kiss and hump from day 1

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

mitchell robinson should just shoot fts underhanded

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Lea✨ @TwitrTweetyy]

@KarlousM Work 9-5 then sell crack and koolaid pineapples on the side while I uber .

[bbl mccarthyism @hellciee]

white people really kill me with the hair color-ism lmfao

"he's never dated a blonde before"

and what does that mean? how does that affect your situation practically?

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

@naiivememe lol i would if it wasn’t at such a loss. as soon as we back out i’m leaving this crypto shit to you boys.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[birdmanhandrub @notjay305]

@SouthAsiaIndex good thing no one is making profits