Anakin

this is where I thrash

[Anakin @notjaynard]

i guess i’ll say it here, the concept of using a map in Star Wars always took me out. like they’re in space. what, they gonna punch in the address on Waze? go left at the Taco Bell but if you see the Chevron u went too far. #StarWarsAhsoka

[Anakin @notjaynard]

my son is either colic or he just ✨pulls his own goddamn hair✨

[Anakin @notjaynard]

@DailyLoud damn, friendly fire

[Anakin @notjaynard]

@todayyearsold “been a while since i had a choinese”

[Anakin @notjaynard]

GSW is still a great team. it’s their former Laker-fan bandwagon who are insufferable

[Anakin @notjaynard]

my dad is playing Resident Evil 4. god i wish he did a stream lol

[Anakin @notjaynard]

Light the Beam and Draymond Green and go fuck himself

[Anakin @notjaynard]

i know we’re a team but i want us to be a ✨quiet team✨

[Anakin @notjaynard]

at what point do i tell the new hires at my work that we don’t have to have small talk to fill the silences during our down time?

[Anakin @notjaynard]

@PSsharePS5 #PSshare #PSblog #TheLastOfUs

[Anakin @notjaynard]

berry frost Pedialyte tastes like what i imagine sea salt ice cream from Kingdom Hearts would taste like.

[Anakin @notjaynard]

my daughter’s favorite rattle are my old anti-depressants prescription. Wild.

[Anakin @notjaynard]

Paramore and Blink 182 dropping new albums next year? we eatin’ good

[Anakin @notjaynard]

*listening to horror podcasts to get my mind off of the scary movie i just watched*

[Anakin @notjaynard]

sometimes before eating my food i’ll say Jesse’s bbq prayer from Fast and the Furious.

[Anakin @notjaynard]

@marvel_updat3s you can bring back Coleen. we don’t care about Danny

[Anakin @notjaynard]

imagine seeing your mom flashing her titties in the Woodstock 99 documentary on netflix

[Anakin @notjaynard]

whether i die tomorrow or of old age, someone please make a bunch of those spray painted shirts with my photo with a halo and angel wings. and everyone has to wear them to my funeral.

[Anakin @notjaynard]

did we all actually like Squid Games? or was it just a hype?

[Anakin @notjaynard]

when my last ex and I broke up after two years together, it was done over text and I was in the middle of building a Gundam model kit 😂

anyways I finished it in about four hours and i was super proud for that shit.