Jerko

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Had a Grand time last night, way too much bud light and soco though #hungtits

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Hung tits today, got fired straight north last night with the boys. Probably just gonna stay in bed and watch VS fashion show reruns all day

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

First semester in the books. Haven't tweeted in a while, been busy doin what I do best #fappin can't wait to see all the ass at home omg

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Went and saw 50 shades of grey with the wife, more like #50ShadesOfJerk

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Celebratory fap for Speiths big dub with all my #FapEssentials.. Putter, cocoa butter, and a ruler #wildtime

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Jerkback Mountain, coming soon to a theatre near you

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

En route to see the wife #5weekslater #somuchfap #happyface

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

I just watch it to see Julianna Hough

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Anyone seen Safe Haven?

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Haven't tweeted for a few days, roommate was away so you know what I was doin

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

"Honestly if I had those posters in my room I wouldn't not be able to spank it every night"

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Caught fappin in the common room #halfchub

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Battman has the best #Fap setup in res I don't care what anyone says #FapBandit #SneakingIn

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Surrender the booty #motto #BlueBalls

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Happy Birthday to the meatiest legs around, @ColeGiffin #DatAss #FapHard

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Wow my Insta ratio wouldn't be so fucked if I didn't follow all the Victoria's Secret models.. #doitforthefap #noshame

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Another tbt to the days when I was in the show.. Still reppin the swag cuz it gets me bombarded with ass #headturner

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Yeah, you know I'll be applying for a single room next year

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Was thinking of going to the gym today, but I have a midterm in 2 weeks #fapinstead #forearmpump

[Jerko @NotJerkoJones]

Call me the tube sock bandit #noshame