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I have a normal body and a normal brain

[ummm @notjimme]

in europe you don’t get to see jeeps wrapped in christmas lights with a license plate that says dr pepr

[ummm @notjimme]

prissy kissniss america <3

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everybody in the world stop texting me challenge

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caroline polachek welcome to my island

[chadwick, from the union @theantichad]

my favorite white rapper is charli xcx — listening to spring breakers

[ummm @notjimme]

the scene in journey to the center of the earth where brendan fraser spits on you

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@ultrap0p really tells a story (someone stole his favorite leather jacket at the club)

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about to get either reaaallllyyy big or really small

[ummm @notjimme]

experimental glitch pop christmas anthem where are u

[✨ Kitten Heels & Capris ✨ @Glamazon1026]

My hottest take is that all Christmas music that needs to be created has been created already. We don’t need anymore.

[ummm @notjimme]

flying from europe to the US on the winter solstice which will make it my longest day of the year … what will Happen to me

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

i know everything i know

[ummm @notjimme]

finally sissy saturday

[dawn @rundry]

It's more important than ever that we all keep saying Yay

[ummm @notjimme]

when I find out someone’s northern european I feel so betrayed

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I have to try so hard not to block anyone who posts or retweets anything I vaguely disagree with. tolerance

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I need to fall in love w a dancer

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there’s this girl at the park everyday just doing whatever the fuck. rolling around, feeding the pigeons, sit-ups. it’s awesome

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and my cereal looked like my scarf

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guh morning it’s cooold