How Jeremy Performance would turn BYU back into national champions:
1. Denounce Mormonism
2. Sell as much beer in stadium as possible
3. Recruit unethical athletes. All winning programs have a guy who could get arrested at any time.
4. Hire Brett Bielema
Stg I had a dream I was playin O line for the bears last night. Absolutely pancaked this pussy tryna bull rush and we scored a rushing td. Will be placing significant coin on Swift any timer.