gene parmesan 🦖

totally buggin. she/her

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

it’s so easy to spot AI writing bc it always sounds like it was written by a fedora

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

hes sick in the head. fully fucking insane. out of his goddamn mind. i trust him with my life

[gene parmesan 🦖 @notjnar]

can’t believe i’m this hype about MENS sports

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[ēdē @theidi_]

I wouldn't be good on love island cuz I'd be looking at ppl crying after a day like

[gene parmesan 🦖 @notjnar]

reality tv needs more lower thirds. i want names. I want ages. i want careers. EVERY TIME!!!

[gene parmesan 🦖 @notjnar]

i can’t stay away from For Emma, Forever Ago no matter how much i try

[gene parmesan 🦖 @notjnar]

put Office Romance on in the Paris Theater you cowards @netflix @ParisTheaterNYC @ZohranKMamdani @JLo @brettgoldstein

[gene parmesan 🦖 @notjnar]

grown adults still using snapchat is so weird to me

[Zach @ZachTheRide3D]

You all gotta learn to raise your voice. At the very begging of my Backrooms showing someone turned their flashlight on and it hit My face and I very loudly just said “turn the light off.” Whole movie it was silence. From everyone. Set the tone.

[Deegz @deegztweetz]

Can yall stop going to movies and acting like yall are making a reaction video SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UP

[gene parmesan 🦖 @notjnar]

ironic laughing in movies is a disease and many of the perpetrators of this in new york are the same people gentrifying bushwick

[rachel @xistentialista]

i thought i was bennifer til i die but idk this jlo/brett goldstein press tour… i’m unable to resist the pull of brennifer

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Official trailer for Jane Schoenbrun’s ‘TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA’ starring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson.

In theaters August 7.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔!𝟎𝒓𝒆 @wyadesire]

knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unloveable

[The Crown @thecrownliberty]

The amount of Liberty fans I saw and heard cheering on Dallas was weird and I don’t think that should be the standard or the fans we have at Barclays.

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

There's stupid shit going around saying I Love Boosters intends2 "trick Black folks in2 boosting."

Boosting isnt something that brings the change we need- I have bigger goals.

But ALSO- the idea that crime is due to culture, as opposed to economic necessity, is a rightwing idea