notjoelbauer

I'm a storyteller first and a Marketing Director second. I weave when others fray and believe it or not, I still surf when I have time 🤙 - Don

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Here's a new one for you V-day buffs. Want to save a few bucks on flowers this year ? Of course there's always Costco. But did you know... you can save and beat the crowds by going frozen this year 😲 Let them come up to temperature in the fridge and whoaa baby, look out!¡ ❤️🌷🌺

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I realized today of all days that keeping track of what's on my copy & paste clipboard is a latent stressor. Or trying to anyway.

I need a vacation from my muscle memory!

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@Shade_Protocol These folks know how to airdrop. It's an opportunity to inform your audience $SHD $SILK #WAGMI https://t.co/rEU2eB6ESp

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Do you know the ONE way Jesus paid for our sins that you cannot find in the Bible? Unless you know where to look #praise

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Anyway, what I wanted to say is that I love the film trope where they have the old, gruff dad make a comment on almond milk. What a unique way to demonstrate that he's stuck in the past #pleasedont

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This is extraordinary #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@solutious Ha, two terrible, terrible brands. Although stranger things have happened. Like Ronco making it all the way to 2018.

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@firagawalkwthme

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Also, how many fonts do you need to make your point?

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I'm on the way to a small new year's thing tonight, late and reluctantly. An annual event that chronically over promises and under delivers. Anyway there are great ads and bad ads, and then there are unfortunate ads that punch down, the most desperate of marketing plays

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I like the actor though, Robert Powell III. More info here from when the campaign launched earlier this year for March Madness: https://t.co/5jF6ZrhwSn

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Actually I got back on here to talk about the new UberEats ad spots by Anomaly from earlier this year. Specifically "Food Metaphor", which I saw on broadcast television the other day.

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Anyway, I'll let it speak for itself. But I will say this this: it's the best recent example I can find of that old phrase, you can have all of the food in the world but that still doesn't give you taste

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Finally something worth tweeting about.

RT @ForestServiceNW: Happy #InternationalMountainDay! Mountains thrill us, inspire us & often take our breath away. Climb your mountain today!

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My old man back could use with a few new parts.

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@julien @solutious Whoever said it first obviously spent a lot of time on the metro.

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Wow, is that CNN or The Onion? http://i.imgur.com/NVih0.jpg

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I smiled, then I was confused for a minute, and then I got excited. That's what happened when I used an iPad for the first time.