Joel Chan

Trigger the tickly

[Ushar Daniele @ushardaniele]

Had a conversation with the pakcik sitting next to our table at Kanna. He asked us to guess what he did before retirement, I said ATM (he was wearing an ATM t-shirt so it was obvious).

“Teka pangkat saya”

Us: Tak pasti

“Dulu saya Major. Sekarang dah retire dah jadi kerusi” 😂

[Afif @afifster]

Why is MyKad for askar called MyTentera not arMyKad

[Anaz. iDevice Repair @annazrulan]

Satu video, tiga kejadian. Tak tahu nak kesian yang mana satu 😂

[ric. @aemeruls_]

is it you, putri parker?

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Sometimes Reddit just bangs way more than twitter ever will

[chino @miggychino]

Thomas is a dayak man who is in love with medical dramas. So much so that he named his first daughter Grace anak Tommy

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Hafiz Ngantuk @Jetkitchan]

Petang tadi kitorang scam/tipu @KFCmalaysia . Kitorang beli Family bucket, tapi makan dgn anak murid. Tak makan dgn family. haha kfc kena tipu

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Venture Capital started out to solve the world’s hardest problems and then collectively decided that the world’s hardest problem was 15 minute grocery delivery

[Adli Ishak @theofficialadli]

My girlfriend borrowed RM100 from me. After 3 years, when we separated, she retuned exactly RM100.

I lost interest in that relationship 🤧

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Can’t believe my son is being taught these shapes in school

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post

Elon Musk is buying Twitter

I am buying samosas

We are not the same

[Ronnie Alderette @rondogg96_]

who the fuck CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOO

[ｓｕｇａｒｐｅｐｐｅｒ @nabilhsf]

aku syak dia makan kismis minda banyak sangat ni