Jean Michel 🔜 🍜

'Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.' -Adam Smith

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

@AndrewSammons9 @ogilvie_chris @CSMFHT This is Korn.

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

@ArseQueef Alan Tudyk voiced the chicken in Moana. Anything is possible.

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

@spud_tyler @altonbrown @FedEx They’d send an unmarked van but your package wouldn’t be in it.

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

@Clipart1994bot Needs more penis.

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

There is no universe where you can convince me that in a sequel to Threat Level Midnight, the mob boss villain isn’t named Matthew Calamari Jr.

[Rebecca Ballhaus @rebeccaballhaus]

New: Matthew Calamari Jr. was subpoenaed to testify before the grand jury in the Trump Organization case this week. Jeff McConney, a senior finance official at Trump Org, is also returning to the grand jury this week. w/@coryramey https://t.co/tZixVSXymz

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

"Jeopardy" is a noun meaning "peril or danger." Here it is in a sentence:

"My job is in jeopardy because of my past comments."
https://t.co/E7xeeNTN4g

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

@jeanrocorp @XboxStockAlerts Well that’s a PS5, so I’m not sure what you were expecting. 🪄

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Suppose your child did not want to go fight countless and endless shadow wars across the globe, at this time, but you’re paying taxes to fund all of that. You may not be happy about it!

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

@justbeingbeans I don’t know what a majority of your tweets mean but I get this one. 👸

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

@ab0gaill It’s good soap Brent.

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

Dear @replyall, I’ve just gone through a bizarre text sequence and I require some level of tech support. What happens when I visit the link above this confused / horny young woman’s butt? (which I have not shared here for reason of not wanting to unleash a virus upon the others.)

[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

Someone never saw the Butterfree episode. High art. 😭

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

At 21 minutes past 9 tonight, it will be the 21st minute of the 21st hour of the 21st day of the 21st week of the 21st year of the 21st century

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

lol what. how does this happen. how do you miss the vote for the bill you were tweeting about just hours earlier.

[Sarah Wilkinson @swilkinsonbc]

Israeli "soldiers" attacking Palestinian paramedics as they rescue the injured to save their lives accrues nearly 500k views #IsraeliTerrorism

[Jason @FerranteJason]

Hey! Just circling back to this

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

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[Jean Michel 🔜 🍜 @notjohnmichael]

@XboxStockAlerts

[Liam Johnson @liamjohnsonNY]

THIS is how you interview. CALL THEM OUT