JR

this is my alter ego

[JR @notjohnricky]

“Eat steak and shoot your shot”

[JR @notjohnricky]

Google Photos be like “look who we found” and it’s me

[JR @notjohnricky]

Shut up about old ass rory

[JR @notjohnricky]

Golfers I dislike in no particular order:
Rory Mcllroy

[JR @notjohnricky]

Can we leave the hot honey craze in 2025. Thanks

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[JR @notjohnricky]

People who wears shorts during the winter are simply doing it for attention.

[JR @notjohnricky]

This new Alexa + really got a mouth on her

[JR @notjohnricky]

Instead of scrolling drink Heineken. Fuckin amazing take. Get wasted instead of being a boring phone face fucker

[JR @notjohnricky]

On clouds are comfortable and all that but no not anymore

[JR @notjohnricky]

Good morning

[JR @notjohnricky]

Sunday meal:

[JR @notjohnricky]

Bronco gang baby

[JR @notjohnricky]

Why is prime day every other month

[Country Club Populist @LIVGolfNation]

I have not met a single golf fan who wants to see Rory McIlroy win the Masters.

[JR @notjohnricky]

White dudes for Kamala - did you root for Rory?

[Nick Novinsky @NickNovinsky]

If you root for Rory today, don’t celebrate the 4th this year.

[JR @notjohnricky]

Rory mcillroy makes me want to throw up. The fuck was that performance after winning the masters? Whiny bitch baby

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Let this be a lesson to all of the kids out there:

Never grow up. Never mature. Cry and complain when you lose, and then cry even more when you win.

Do this and you too could one day win the Masters 🙌

[JR @notjohnricky]

Back on my bullshit