Anti-joke Chicken

just want to make you laugh!
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I'm following 5919 users who aren't following me back. Found using http://t.co/jt1eLEUs6o.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese that you should probably give back.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way

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Wow! Imagine Being Dumped Like This! lmao http://t.co/ssdquHcprL

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean?

A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Nelson Mandela - His Greatest Quotes..
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What would George Washington do if he were Alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Dating tip: Don't

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Why did the pony have a sore throat? Because of a bacterial infection.

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Take your age, subtract 3. That's how old you were 3 years ago

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Nobody can run as fast as Michael Myers can walk.

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getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there

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Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay. Wheelchair.

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What happened to the princess who kissed the frog? She later died from salmonella.