Jonas

hot takes here

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

Listen up Buffalo Wild Wings when I order bone-in wings and say I want “a bunch of napkins” I mean I want literally 30 napkins. You have no idea what’s about to go down in your nice little restaurant.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Finally came up with regions for the United States we can all agree on

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

My stupid cis white dad brought up Father’s Day when I called to wish him a happy Juneteenth and I hung up IMMEDIATELY

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

There should be an extra lane on highways called the fast as fuck lane for people who are on road trips or are late for stuff

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

God saves his best weather for the worst days of the week

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

“Your food has been delivered”

Me hungover in bed:

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

Big birds hunting smaller birds is insane. Image if there were big people that were way faster and had huge hands with claws and they ran around eating us that’d be wild huh

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

@internwatts Said the guy who uses “vernacular”

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

Just asked a guy about his thoughts on the will smith Chris rock situation and he said “sir if you don’t stop throwing napkins and yelling about will smith we’re going to have to kick you out of this IHOP”

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

This needs to be watched by everyone bc it might have a lot to teach us about russia v ukraine

[Sonic the Hedgehog @SonicMovie]

Are you Team Sonic or Team Knuckles? #SonicMovie2 is crashing into theatres April 8! Reserve your ticket now.

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

This is worse than the whole n word thing

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

hunched over my fridge hungover eating smoked salmon with my hands 😎 happy Friday fuckers

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

Breaking: President Biden has just classified Putin as an Avengers level threat

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

Everyone was mad at Joe Rogan for saying the n word but nobody got mad at him for drop kicking my mom in a piggly wiggly that one time

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

Will the WW3 memes be more or less funny if there actually is a war? I say more

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

Maybe if I like all the same tweets as Elon musk I can get some of that sweet sweet cash 🤑

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

@djkhaled ur an inspiration

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

This tweet took 4 full time animators and cost $2.6 million

[M&M’S @mmschocolate]

Did my shoes really break the internet?

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

If your child is gender confused just play the song hey-ya by OutKast and see what they do when Andre 3000 says “alright now ladies”

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

When my boss asks me to do anything more than the absolute minimum

[Jonas @notjonahlevy]

Do you guys think the rittenhouse family had a good thanksgiving or was it awkward