jonie 🪐

[Athletics @Athletics]

LEADOFF KURTZY

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Cardinals ✅
Guardians ✅

- ice cold on parlays
- always spend too much at the concession stand

always a great time though and that’s all that matters.. right? ⚾️🙂

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@Royals ✅

i have beef with bobby witt
no parlay this game - ive been getting dawged
pizza was the only good part about this game

[MLB @MLB]

The @Athletics hold the top spot in the AL West!

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

@andrew_whalen15 biiiiiiig amish

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White Sox ✅⚾️

game - not good we got demolished
parlays - 0-3 not doing too hot
churro - floppy as hell
hotdog - unreal

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

@stateofbaseball it was so undercooked and i was so sad hahahahaha

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@ItsPlayful_

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

Rangers ✅

i’m 0-2 on parlays

making it my goal this year to hit a game every time a new team is in town. do we think i can do it? 🤩

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#NewProfilePic

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praying the baseball gods let nick kurtz get ahold of the ball here soon

[MLB @MLB]

Today's @Athletics win was brought to you by Brent Rooker 🫡

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

Athletics #1 fan ⚾️🏟️

didn’t hit my parlay but i still luv them

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

@ItsPlayful_ they also made it extremely hard to find the Wumbo setting ..

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@ItsPlayful_

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may all of our parlays hit 🧎‍♀️🙏 happy baseball season ⚾️

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

@ItsPlayful_ +/- 3.5 rips off the pennifer before this was taken?

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

walked into his apartment and immediately started getting the motherly urge to clean

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

god forbid a girl has hobbies

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

@BrandtShambach maybe for the right price

[jonie 🪐 @notjoniee]

no no you’re cool it’s just the way you asked me to eat your ass on the second date that threw me off