joao neves

descendente de primatas

[rhys 🍉 @cloudyrisotto]

ele nao entendeu a mensagem infelizmente

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇪🇬🗣️ Mostafa Ziko: "We were brilliant against the reigning world champions. But the referee, François Letexier, was definitely biased from the very start of the match.

He constantly tried to stop us and wanted to shut us down on the pitch.

Congratulations to Argentina for the World Cup; the tournament is rigged, they don’t need anything else.

The referee was unfair, unfair, unfair, unfair.” 🤯🇪🇬

[Sporting CP @SportingCP]

Evolução a partir da Essência.

Uma nova identidade que homenageia algo que nunca mudou: o nosso Código.

120 Anos de Esforço, Dedicação, Devoção e Glória.

[Bilbia mt engarsada @BilbiaOfissial]

Welcome to Portugal

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Portuguese players trying to get Ronaldo a hat-trick tomorrow

[Vasco Nogueira de Sousa @O_Chatogptisse]

André Ventura:
“os portugueses merecem mais férias.”
Arquivo parlamentar:
“o Chega votou contra aumentar férias.” 😄

(SIC Verifica, 20.05.2026)

[bug girl @buggirl]

trying to write the most evil character they can conceive of but they can’t keep up with the level of the actual president’s depravity

[𝑀𝑖𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑙 𝑃𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝐶𝑎𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑙 ® © @mpcabral]

O Chega saiu do armário!
Hoje, no 25 de Abril, na AR, os deputados do CHEGA entenderam substituir o cravo vermelho pelo cravo verde, que l ficou associado a Óscar Wilde e à identidade homossexual masculina, funcionando como sinal discreto, irónico e codificado!
Parabéns, gays! 💪🏼

[WORLD VIEW @beauti_animals]

Cherry Blossom Japan 🇯🇵

[JanDX @John_JaDX]

@nocontextfooty

[Rafael @_RCcomps]

UCL nights are always special in Alvalade

[Universal arts & Wallpapers @Universal4karts]

Pokémon

[joao neves @notjonsnows]

@nocontextfm1 Vestri in Iceland, they won the cup and will go to Europe next season, meanwhile they are close to go down to 2nd tier.
Another interesting thing about them is their location, many teams in Iceland are in Reykjavik, whilst Vestri is up North in one of the coldest weathers.

[gui está Marcado! @guilhermeasm_]

ok mas aposto que ele não ganhou nenhuma Champions no FM 24

[J.Y18 @Superherotalk18]

Wait how’s Mr Terrific flying here?

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Dear Spurs fans...

Sonny's letter to you 🤍

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

I find it weird that people will see a homeless person with a dog and think “we have to help the dog” while helping the homeless person doesn’t even cross they minds.

[Rita @hellorita97]

agora não posso chefe, estou a ver o relato do Observador sobre o julgamento Anjos vs. Joana Marques

[Luísッ @luistswift]

Que coisa mais paneleira