Josh Baker

Have no fear; have only love. ☮️💟♐️

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

I’m sorry I missed our meeting, my dog convinced me to roll around on the floor and play with him for an hour. 🙃

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

If you dissociate in the bathroom that has a bidet, is it called bidet-dreaming?

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

@lizzanne12 Not good. Not good at all.

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

“I twink, therefore I am.”

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

In case you needed a reminder…https://t.co/YYe3fBJNul

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

Are you more of an ass-half-filled or half-empty kind of person?

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

@ComradeCaitlin Gawd I’m so jealous!

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

@ComradeCaitlin Yes yes yessssss!! Just let me know when!

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

Starting a new user-funded platform for introverts who prefer the intimate conversations on an individual basis. Subscribe to my LonelyFans below 👀

[cait @ComradeCaitlin]

Good day for the #FreeBritney movement

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

Changing your ring tone apparently has a (w)hole different connotation in the anal bleaching community.

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

Always Mormons knocking on my door and never more men. 😔

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

I turn a billion seconds old tonight. Feel free to Venmo me a dollar for every second you’ve known me to celebrate.

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

How old am I?

Somewhere between the creation of MTV and the internet. 🙃

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

How am I just now falling in love with @mikasounds 🥺😍🥰

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

I just took the Myers Briggs test and it told my I’m a PTSD. Anyone know what that means?

[A Stale Scooby Snack @spacecadetkelli]

I need Cloud 9 to reopen

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

@spacecadetkelli That’s G!

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

If you ever won a hoola hoop competition as a kid, you’re gay now.

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

Your drag name is your grandma’s maiden name and your full social security number. Drop yours below!

[Josh Baker @notjoshbaker]

Good morning to all my gym boyfriends whose names I’ll never know. 😘🥰