NotJonathanRoberts

im jonathan roberts. not.

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I'm going to book the biggest baddest Christian tour today #Monday

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Save me St. Louis you're my only hope

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I'm a better dad than you.

[christian hipster @ChristnHipster]

hey christian girl, i see you wearing that "i am second" bracelet, how would you like to be second in my heart behind Jesus?

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.@maryelizabethr_ who would have thought you were the cooler sibling

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I threw a dirty diaper at my grandma and said, "Think fast!"

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Will trade baby for aeropress

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Can't wait to watch my favorite Christmas movie: Frozen!

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I wish my skin was blacker than Johnny Cash's wardrobe

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What I would've given for my father to be black 🙏🏿

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I'm highly considering painting my skin brown and going to the club dancing all night to drake songs

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Hey @nikkidelise I found our sons hair style via some Nutella.

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I'm going to go as a plain vanilla milkshake for Halloween.

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@cindylou7164 hi mom

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My son has Donald Trump hair.

[Jimmy Thorpe @jimmypthorpe]

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

because you're an anesthesiologist and you did a good job.

[NotJonathanRoberts @notjrob]

@realDonaldTrump good morning

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I love sarcasm, and by 'love' I mean 'don't understand'

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Man slacks feel extra crispy today.