squash 😜

baby seizure

[squash 😜 @NotJTC]

#FaceReveal

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[squash 😜 @NotJTC]

By page 8 of Indeed Midwife - Relocate to New Zealand doesn't sound crazy

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Working-class white people are burning down the homes of black working-class people, at the instigation of the world's only trillionaire. How has it come to this?

[mateo @mateooeoh]

@gummysalamander the geese pit

[squash 😜 @NotJTC]

i think geese like to cover a popular song badly every couple months to purge nerds from the fanbase

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Imagine if we all just fucking killed ourselves

[squash 😜 @NotJTC]

@nclydd i can see em congregating
some shit definitely just went down

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Ah, splendid. Manmade delights within my comprehension

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

Thank god.

I’m hearing Ned Stark is stable and taking the black.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

[Stomach already hurting bad as fuck from the clam chowder I had 20 minutes ago] I’ll have the salted butterscotch cappuccino iced please

[Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs]

What stage of state disintegration is it when potential parties of government start threatening to punish voters for not supporting them?

[anne @atsuover]

i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro

[becker @be3ecker]

os beatles inventaram o sexo e os rolling stones descobriram que dava pra fazer com mulher

[ayame✰ 菖蒲 @tummy_kisser]

im stunted im doing shit i should have been doing when i was 16yo in my 20s

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

Google DeepMind researcher argues that LLMs can never be conscious, not in 10 years or 100 years.

"Expecting an algorithmic description to instantiate the quality it maps is like expecting the mathematical formula of gravity to physically exert weight."

[victor @40sqft]

icl i ain’t know iggy pop had scoliosis i thought that was his swag lean

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Suckingham Phallus