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the place to be on twitter dot com

[mateo @mateooeoh]

type of shit i've been on quite frankly

[mateo @mateooeoh]

they're saying tyra banks doesn't want affordable housing built in modelland

[heather @prettyalbatross]

somerville ma is run by people like this and guys who are single-issue voters for bike lanes and unfortunately it's probably one of the best cities in this country

[mateo @mateooeoh]

@gummysalamander the geese pit

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[ace @gearfiveace]

found this old drawing in my files

[Deb JJ Lee @ Shop open 6/2-6/10 @jdebbiel]

would howl rip one like this or like this

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[mateo @mateooeoh]

@sahib14384912 pedro pascal and chris evans from materialists but you can swap between them like zelda/sheik

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[usul 🐭 @paulatreideez]

happy pride month

[mateo @mateooeoh]

let's lay on mama

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

a 19th-century Inuit artifact from the Bering Sea region, crafted from walrus ivory to depict a polar bear carrying its cub.

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

yearly pride month drop

[mateo @mateooeoh]

how it felt to watch the hacks finale

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[mateo @mateooeoh]

pulling up to the george lucas museum cinema in the longest car you've ever seen

[Save Your Cinema @SaveYourCinema]

The George Lucas Museum Cinema. Opening in September. It’s being described as the “finest” cinema in America. I can’t wait 🙌

[Mazio ⚡️| IN STORMBLOOD @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life