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[goose eggs @notkateperry]

What happened in Halifax?! Riot? Can I have the least political breakdown pls.

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

I can’t remember the last shift I came home from with dry socks.

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

I’ll take a White Russian to go- gotta go to Walmart next

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

To the customers that just came in 20 mins past close and made me unwrap both the entire meat and deli cases- I hope you burn your kabobs and that the potatoes are still cold in the middle

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

My room is COLD this morning. Take THAT summer

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I call YOUR name during sex.

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

@ThatReesh Daaaang that’s pretty insightful :) thank you!

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

@ThatReesh Ok but now I’m overthinking bc I work thru a butcher and I don’t think I’ve ever sold sheep… only lamb…so at what point/age does the animal lose its food value?! Could we perhaps just be saying lamb in place even thhough the chops are adults

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

I got pals staying in stagnate relationships just bc they can’t afford to move out or live alone. Shit makes me sick

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

You’re as useful as an over stretched scrunchie. You look like you’d get the job done but you just make my day harder.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Vaccinations are a conspiracy by the intelligent to cruelly keep the dumb alive.

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

Anyone wanna teach me how to advocate for myself ? Like I know I deserve more and I literally have earned more But I’m too busy looking for a way to die quietly

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

@TomcaTLive @msigaming It took three reads for my brain to not let me think you had a baby so In Reality that is a win over the computer shitting out

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

Personally I believe that if you don’t unzip your pants to the way to the bathroom your not drinking properly

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

I severely struggle with spelling and I cannot for the life of me spell illegal without using speech to text and I will dead ass type “that is against the law” before attempting to type illegal 36 times

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

Gonna read bukowski, listen to the lonesome crowded west, and remember why love is shit.

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

Shut up if I work myself to death it’s all gonna be ok bc I’ll be dead

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

My boyfriend got offended when I told him he was emotionally expensive: didn’t like it when I said I was broke either

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

My new co worker asked me what grade I’m starting this September and im so fucking flattered

[goose eggs @notkateperry]

One more dumb question and my head is going to just go limp and fall off my neck.