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[sibusisiwe @bamalobela]

guys get around me & start talking about austerity and gender politics do you have drugs yes or no omg

[🧋 @borrrielo]

after October we should go straight to February, I just met a girl and i don't wanna miss valentine next year.

[ℕé𝕟𝕥𝕪 @nenty_szn]

when my geography teacher ask me to list 10 Spanish cities so i listed 10 laliga clubs 😏

[📖🎧ྀི @inkandseerah]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever.

[mia @djrongbat]

holy fuck twitter is the perfect place for the horny and suicidal

[taylawayla @Kamioari]

We fucked like we wanted a kidddd

[𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼🧚🏽‍♀️ @3therealchic]

Disappointments amkeni mtudanganye vile morning boners zenu zinaunda hema kwa blanketi😭

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

They say weed causes memory loss… yet somehow I never forget to smoke it

[. @slimescry]

how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

[tani @2taniiii]

“twitter is just porn and fights”
me looking for the porn and fights

[bethi @eubethuba]

“nunca te vi triste”

eu um dia depois de ter tentado me matar

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost. Thank you 😭

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

season 6 Game of Thrones will have a scene where it suddenly locks in and you think “wait maybe the show’s still got it” and then it cuts to Tyrion asking Grey Worm and Missandei if they know any good jokes

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

Let’s go smoke

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When you were excited to go out, but then you smoked.

[alicecullenmexa 𖤓 @jimenaasaga]

ustedes hacen ejercicio por salud y para verse bien

yo lo hago para poder fumar más y verme bien (cogiend0)

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Croatia 0
England 7

But nobody is asking Modric to retire.

[︎ SamSTFU @Mfdpmo]

Woke up from a weed induced comma, had a cold shower, and smoked again. There's so much sadness in the world but not in this room

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Edwin Sifuna: Hapa Kirinyaga, nyinyi mnajua nani anafaa kuwa candidate wa urais na deputy. Riggy G, Kalonzo na Matiang’i wako hapa. Si tumalize hii kesi leo? Mimi mnanionaje? Nikipewa bendera, Kasongo ataenda ama hataenda?