lol

risk it for the biscuit

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

starting a gang where we love everybody

[henry @henry5839201746]

i'll do something about israel

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

I guarantee you I could beat the shit out of Jonah Hill

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I be talking to customers with a finger in my bellybutton I don't give a gaf bro

[bunny @fadedbunny]

ur in her dms im in her bed wearing her socks smoking her weed and eating a cheeseburger

[Jonathan “John” Cox Jr. @JohnCox2324]

Got gummy worms at the gas station for our 10 hour car ride and my uncle called me a faggot

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT like being asked why I’m not talking. I literally just don’t have anything to say. Please leave me alone.

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

wtf u mean u left the percs at kino der toten

[ily @luhyoumf]

one thing I love about myself is that if nobody wants to come with me, I'll still go

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contact details.

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

I took the e out of emotion and a nigga been on the go ever since! #FridayNigga #Motion #RealNigga

[ً @artfuIchaos]

if standing up for yourself burns a bridge, then fuck that bridge.

[X @Xouy17]

I don't try to be nonchalant, I genuinely do not care about a lot of shit.