Shit Kyle Says

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

You but the weed in the coconut and smoke it all up

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

When life gets rough just dance the beautiful dance

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

You parked the truck like a mushroom cock sucker head

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

Hurry up you old cocksuck

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

Found my blackberry. Hit me up on messenger

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

As the great John Wayne once said, fill your hand with these *grabs crotch*

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

Piss pants mountain dance

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

I'll shove so many potatoes up your ass your gonna fart out chips

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

What's that? A peanut butter sandwich with pussy in the middle?

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

Cinnamon twist fuck chicken

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

As Colonel Sanders once said, I'm too drunk to taste this mustard

[Shit Kyle Says @notkyledoherty]

Yea thanks Tim Hortons for your new kettle cooked chips which are just miss vickies heated up in a microwave