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boogie woogie feng shui

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Taking magic mushrooms

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trying to explain Grime music to my grandma… idiot doesn’t get it

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Haven’t tweeted in a while but my depressions back so ayo guess who got shit to say

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You can run a little red light, as a treat

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Wellbutrin got rid of my ~spice~

and by spice I mean my delusions of grandeur

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Interviewer “it says here you speak two languages?”

“Yes, English and L337”

“Ok, nerd”

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A tractor commercial just called me a pussy

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@theh3podcast Panera is overpriced hospital food!!

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@HPSupport i responded

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@HP @HPSupport pretty shitty return policy for a company worth $20BILLION + .

Don't fill your computers with bloatware and you wont have people trying to return them. How would I know your products with have MCAFEE on them.

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Who is this Getty person? And why are they always at celebrity parties?

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H.P. Lovecraft stands for
Harry Potter Lovecraft

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I know the church was meaning to sound imposing with the marquee saying
“Sin burn”
but that just sounds like a friggen sick DJ name

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@GKIDSfilms @TheNYFF But why did you change the title

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I wonder what Malcom Middle thinks of all this

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Made a blanket fort last night with Emily. Slept in it. This morning I woke up to a cat jumping on my head at 630am.

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@loveislandusa Victor is a fucking asshole bully

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I don’t understand why women keep water in their vagina during pregnancy, you’re gonna drown the baby

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This 4th of July come on down to KFC for the Kentucky Fried Freedom meal

55 Burgers
55 Fries
55 Tacos
55 Pies
55 Cokes
100 Tater Tots
100 Pizzas
100 Tenders
100 Meatballs
100 Coffees
55 Wings
55 Shakes
55 Pancakes
55 Pastas
55 Peppers
155 Taters

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Wearing a leopard print thong to my girlfriends Mormon family event.

Gotta spice things up for myself

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My dog is growing psychedelic mushrooms in the backyard again 😕