james

what follows is my slam poetry archive

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME

[james @notlamejames]

@ladyefron Brooke my friends and I literally OBSESS over how good your hair is 😭😭😭😭😭

[james @notlamejames]

@hankgreen Frowns

[james @notlamejames]

Silver diner is a massive DUB. #silverdinerfr

[james @notlamejames]

Taylor swift = Tom Brady if he was only pretty good

[james @notlamejames]

@catmckay_ @raulantoniohud

[james @notlamejames]

“Just this idea of” 🙄🔫 (I say this all the time)

[james @notlamejames]

Six orange counties of sexual assault are u serious

[james @notlamejames]

Hmm would you rather….. live or die?? 🤪

[james @notlamejames]

@Hbomberguy @emilyedgar04 What 😭😭😭

[james @notlamejames]

You’re all living in MY oyster

[james @notlamejames]

@DannyDeVito Grippy deGrippo

[james @notlamejames]

“The sharks are so mean and scary!”

The sharks: 🧑🏻‍🦱🧑🏾‍🦲👴🏻👱🏼‍♀️🧓🏻

[james @notlamejames]

Sprinkles are underrated af

[james @notlamejames]

Things I want to learn:
Spanish
Chess
French
How to invest
How to day trade
How to count cards
Photography?
World geography
The basic tenants of all religions
How to dress fashionably
Cooking
Gardening
How to be a barista
Coding
Arabic
How to learn a language

[james @notlamejames]

L globalization
L social media
L office jobs
L globalization
L Supreme Court
W dc metro
W canes
W love

[james @notlamejames]

@AP Bro 😭

[james @notlamejames]

If I win mega millions today I’m gonna pay off the US debt ❤️

[james @notlamejames]

Predicting a marvel-star wars multiverse crossover by 2040. The plot will consist of Luke sky walker using Thor’s hammer to get all the avengers to stop “quipping”

[james @notlamejames]

Gary potter and the chamber of secrets
Larry potter and the half blood prince
or
Dairy potter and the sorcerer