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Former S&C Coach at TAMU, 4th degree black belt, Mr. Universe 1997, Shaft's stunt double. Now in Cleveland: home of the Browns, Drew Carey and existential dread

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Those ARE the state police 😬

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

The world feels dark and uncertain. I sincerely hope you and your loved ones find peace tonight.

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@FantasyPros 1st overall pick: Dr. Pepper
Sleeper (most underrated): Big Red
Bust (most overrated): Coca Cola

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@defNotChuck Don't cargo pant shame me

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@CoolHand_Lucas

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@aubreybloom All they'll find is a rock pick, worn down to the handle.

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THANK YOU JESUS

[TV's Michael Oder @TVsMichaelOder]

@aggiejournalist UPDATE: SNAKE HAS BEEN FOUND AND IS SAFE!!

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RATTLESNAKE?

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@blumby09 DOES ANYBODY KNOW AN ENGINEER WE CAN CALL?

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@cuppycup Outside! Outside! Outside everybody, outside!

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@ruthyoest Nudity laws

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@bioaggie Not very. Seem like you're pretty upset though.

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This was my thought three months ago when these same experts told us not to buy masks because they were unnecessary and won't help.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

How the fuck has wearing a mask turned into a partisan political thing? It’s an upper respiratory viral pandemic you dipshits it’s common sense to wear a fucking mask

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@bioaggie Also turns out telling someone to do something that turns out to be dangerous makes that person question what they're being told and who they're being told by.

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@DavidlambEX @defNotChuck Calcium carbide, water, a match. Roasted ghouls optional.

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A molotov fucktail courtesy of @defNotChuck

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Stop fondling children

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask.

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@Giggity02 @catorano Antipsychotic drugs are perfectly safe...until you stop taking them as prescribed with no stepping down and murder everyone you know

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@CJohnChavis @propjoesays #youhadonejob