Lauren Bernal

joke-maker/pickle-lover/word-writer

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

Fun life hack: eating an everything bagel on the couch turns it into an everywhere bagel

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

Isn’t it weird that we just sleep directly next to complete strangers on planes but then when you land you give them ONE little goodbye kiss on the forehead and they FREAK OUT on you

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

@BenEvang @DodgersMOJO Save yourself

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

@BenEvang cottage cheese is the new cauliflower get me OUT OF HERE

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

@lckat_ “My therapist advised me not to answer that question”

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

Just got way too excited about a can of Diet Coke in my fridge that I forgot about 😌🤪

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

@BenEvang I can still feel the mildly gooey cement texture in my mouth

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

The Sketchers ad campaigns are soooo elaborate and have such high profile celebs……why haven’t I seen anyone wear sketchers in 15+ years? Who is this audience, where’s the money for these coming from!? I NEED ANSWERS

[chadcolby @chadcolby]

Come work with me! We're hiring a MOTION DESIGNER, to join the Brand Studio at @figma !

https://t.co/mkwrAAInjk

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

@squeakytoy 🤨🤨🤨

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

When ChatGPT takes my copywriting job, I’ll finally get to pursue my REAL dream of becoming…a prompt writer for robots 🥹

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

Oops accidental winky faces

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

The internet: here are millions of free recipes!

Me: spends $200 on a 3 nicely designed cookbooks thinking THIS is what will help me cook more 😌😉😉

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

Everlane in my inbox tryna get me to dress like Dr. Evil

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

Ok jk I think she’s real and hates Italy but apparently LOOOVES Iceland??? https://t.co/qGbgVmTLHc girl…

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

I’m waiting to find out that insider wrote this article for clicks, this image is AI, and this girl does not exist https://t.co/siT4BC7glT

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

@Femalcopywriter

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

@Femalcopywriter “Booze genie”??? 🥴🥴🥴

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

The more I workout, the more my Apple rings notify me that I should workout MORE. GET A SEVEN DAY STREAK. TRAIN TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES. BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD!!!

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

Why is every ad on Hulu for pharmaceuticals with names like “Galagabreath” or “Paxlovememore”

[Lauren Bernal @notlaurenbernal]

@livinlavivaloca