Notalibrarian

Patrons assume that because I work in a library that I must be a librarian. Nope, I'm a proud library assistant. Welcome to my adventures!

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@Knitasaurusrex @_YAReadsNow Yes, those parents make my day 😁

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@_YAReadsNow Yeeeeesssss! I’ve seen patents watch their kids demolish the children’s area and they walk out like “bye have a nice day”

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Dear patrons,

I’m sorry you had the flu, but I do not need the details.

Thanks!

#librarylife #libraryproblems

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@haight67 Yes!

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@Dlee888888 His was more, he didn’t like the answer I gave him. Like repeating it would get him a different answer, he also wouldn’t stop moving 🤔

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Patron: I need to find the address to {place}.

Me: It’s a website, this one doesn’t have a physical office.

P: okay but how do I get there?

(This continued for like 5 mins) #librarylife #libraryproblems

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@fws2896 Yeah that happens a lot. I don’t like it either. Like nobody believes you are in high school/ middle school. It really stands out

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@fws2896 It’s all good. I Red the book and she is described as shy and self conscious about her looks and fiery red hair. In the movie Lily Collins plays her and she is gorgeous and I didn’t like it lol

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@fws2896 Right!! Have you seen The immortal instruments: city of bones?

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@fws2896 Lol same!! Especially when they put an attractive actress/actor as a person with low self esteem and body issues. Then I’m like well that’s makes me a piece of 💩

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@fws2896 Also I think everyone in that movie is way too attractive lol even his parents

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@fws2896 Yes! Like, I will admit the actor would probably look terrible blonde, but can we get some glasses up in here??

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Commencing Parks & Rec s2e8. "Pawnee's library department is the most diabolical, ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I've ever seen. They're like a biker gang, but instead of shotguns and crystal meth, they use political savvy and shushing."

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@fws2896 Yeah they better not. I’m already mad the actor isn’t blonde and wearing glasses lol

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@fws2896 Yes!! Here too! I’m nervous because this is the greatest book and if the movie ruins it I will be so mad lol

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@LibrarySocks @lucille_lamarr @unfiltered_lib @LousyLibrarian @ballerlibrarian @HalpernAlex @DrunkestLibrary @SurlyLibrarian

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@lucille_lamarr @fws2896 Yay!! How exciting! How is school?

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@fws2896 You’re even fabulous in your dreams! I love it!

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@LibbyAlbers He takes up two shelves at work and I want to call him and tell him to stop writing lol

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@lucille_lamarr Follow @fws2896 we all love him and he is wonderful!