Comedian, Author of The Lessons of a Baseball Player Who Dreams of Playing on a Field of Bread. Tulsa and Austin based, Actor, Friend of Achilles the Tortoise
@UnloadingMeat Thanks so much, Jared. This was the most fun I've had on a podcast and nothing was forced. Keep crushing it and building. I hope my friends and fans will give this a thorough listen and interact a ton and I'll return all the favors. 🔥
@bobdylan thanks so much for kicking off your tour in Tulsa. What an electric show and hearing It's All Over Now, Baby Blue made it spectacular for me. Congrats on your tour. Enjoy it. I loved learning about you in A Complete Unknown. Top 10 movie for me.
As someone who used to love @McDonalds I no longer go there. McDonald's has used covid and supply chain issues excuses for their high prices, despite profits being at an all-time high. Until they address their greed here, I won't be a customer.
Commander in Chief? More like Cantalouper in Chief! It's not a coincidence that melon rhymes with felon. Maybe there's anger that "white" rhymes with cool words like "bite" and "light" and "fight." And "orange" doesn't rhyme with anything.
@JaredSandler We battled all season despite not figuring out how to slug. We blew very few games and won almost every extra inning game and finally showed we could win 1-run games. We will be fine once we hit for power again.
@JaredSandler 2 of them. Going to Arlington in 2010 and Vlad Guerrero walking off the Athletics in the 12th. Then finishing seeing all the parks in 2018 in Oakland. It was sorta emotional. Thanks for taking my call tonight. I was Caleb in Tulsa.
I think someone needs to tell the turnpike between Tulsa and OKC that it's supposed to be a plain and not a series of high hills for a hundred miles. Shoot, they're so high you might as well take a plane.
#Oklahoma#oklahomahumor#okieraised
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Maybe I can put up a crooked number with the amount of likes on this tweet. A boy can dream, right?