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I have approximate knowledge of many things. 💀

[✨lizzerd✨ @notlizzerd]

New self image, who dis?

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When Obscurest Vinyl said “he ran his fingers up my thigh and said ‘please shit, please shit, please shit, please shit… mama, I think I found the one”

I felt that

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@LeidaMaugh63722 Omggggggg hahahahaha you’re so funny, I love the work you do, so impactful, so silly 🥰🥰🥰

[✨lizzerd✨ @notlizzerd]

rereading through a lot of my tweets since hiatus, and two things are ultimately very clear:

1) the girl who existed 1.5 years ago deserved far more kindness when thinking about herself and

2) I’m funny as fuck, and I deserve to tell myself that more often

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There is a bonus third thing and it’s that I’ve realized how completely horrible and toxic I’ve been to myself in the last year, and I deserve better. Fuck the world treating me better. *I* need to treat myself better all around. And this is going to be very hard.

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I resurface to write that @danjlevy is an inspiration, a vessel, a magnificent artist of the human experience, and I will unquestionably continue to subscribe to whatever he continues to produce.

May your passions drive you, and may you build and create with love. 💖

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Give me an absolute horror of a film with the recently revealed sounds of a Tyrannosaurus rex reverberating in a theater. No music. Just the pure theatrical horror of dinosaur-era fear. Emanate The Arrival of a Train at La Coitat.

I will not be sated until this is achieved.

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Why is this 🫨 doing that to my brain

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… a sweet baby—cat, dog, reptile, rodent, or anything else—give them a kiss from me and thank them for choosing you. Because they absolutely do.

And give them the entire world. Because, most of the time, you’re here so much longer than they are. And they deserve everything. 💝

[✨lizzerd✨ @notlizzerd]

There are so so many sweet babies out there in this world, but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t biased. The planet lost the sweetest baby on Thursday, and an entire chunk of my soul is gone with him.

Cats deserve so much love, and I’ll never understand how people can look…

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… at these adorable creatures and not want to give thousands of kisses and snuggles no matter how much fur they’ll leave you with.

I don’t wanna vacuum up the little hairs or go to bed alone or pretend like I’ll have another sweet baby like my little Thomas. And if you have…

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This also applies to books 👆🏻 but I do actually finish a book, and I’m currently in a literary empty void

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Well now I have to finish BotW I’ve been putting off for almost a year and a half bc ending a game so good with no follow-up leaves me a soulless vessel for an unprecedented amount of time, and I can’t go back there, so thank God for May 12th. 🙏🏻

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@abhithenomad I’ve been trying f to figure out who “GumboJones” is in my friends list for a week 🤦🏼‍♀️

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I want to live in this game.

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I want High Fidelity Jake Lacy, not White Lotus Jake Lacy ☹️

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I love watching our favorite Chris heroes play villains/antagonists 🤩

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@Ace_Of_Jayce HAHAHAHAHA this is true, I’ll leave my pot alone

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Wasn’t even leg/glute day, and I’ve already checked out my ass at least six times to see how much it’s grown 😭