notlua

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

Guys don’t you think it’s mad getting taxed on money you’ve already been taxed on?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy]

Age 11 - feel free to block puberty.

But whatever you do, don’t go on social media until you are 16.

We have lost our bloody minds. 🤯😵‍💫

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[⭑.ᐟ @ezzuhme]

I decide what's canon in star wars

[Retney @retneysholocron]

I remember playing this map with my cousins in a pure euphoric state

[Miilato @miiilato]

new concept: reverse retirement

i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

[AI Panda @AIPandaX]

He literally proved how a 45-second brain experiment can shift your life.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

👎

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this how it feels scrolling on twitter https://t.co/970rH3naeO

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

This game was one you just had to be there for

[Samantha @Samantha_Arhin]

Me opening twitter every morning like a newspaper

[Riċ @ricblurs]

call me John cause i’ve Cena enough

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

Wake up, Neo . . .

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

The alleged Jeffrey Epstein account played Rocket League less than three days ago.

[Based Medical @BasedMedical]

The perks of being a conspiracy theorist for the past couple decades means that everything coming into light is nothing new - no psychic damage done.

It just reinforces my worldview, and validates my predictive models.

what’s next?

SPOILERS: the antichrist via AI