joan

I live in my own perfect heaven 😇

[joan @notmade0fstone]

FUCK THE INDO-EUROPEANS

[Yugoslavian Visuals @YugoslavVisuals]

What could have been done to avoid the breakup of Yugoslavia?

[joan @notmade0fstone]

@lesbian4brainz classic weed moment

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

I have dodged and parried every javelin thrown at me thus far...just one more and I can marry the chieftain's daughter!

Yuntkujeru the Lightning-Armed:

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Conic projected basketball court

[no doubt @selontheweb]

watching a spider waste its life in my house

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

The only country still making breakthroughs in map projection technology is China. The adoption of the Hao plane terrestrial globe in 2002 reveals a geostrategic optimism scarcely seen today in the west

[WH @hastifliche]

Hail the brush turkeys with a 'salvete, amici!' as you pass their mound?

[Y/N]

(Remember, the choices you make will affect your reputation with factions across the gameworld.)

[lordmonkeydong.bsky.social @lordmonkeydong]

@p88archive I found it in higher quality looking through stuff I had saved

[joan @notmade0fstone]

this is easily my favorite tweet of the decade, every single time i clock in to work i think "feels good to be back in the arena"

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

it feels so good to feel the weight of the gladiators helmet, the coldness of the steel in my hand, the breeze crossing my midriff in my halter top, its good to be back in the arena

[joan @notmade0fstone]

i think i have some latent european crusader gene calling me to the desert becase im supposed to die there

[joan @notmade0fstone]

i had a second thing to post but no longer remember, such is the nature of things
https://t.co/0DnGGicoBX

[joan @notmade0fstone]

i one day hope to have a parking lot named after me

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

it feels so good to feel the weight of the gladiators helmet, the coldness of the steel in my hand, the breeze crossing my midriff in my halter top, its good to be back in the arena

[Ppallo @Ppallo]

The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."

[joan @notmade0fstone]

@lesbian4brainz I love you!!!

[joan @notmade0fstone]

I've got screen poisoning and also gum disease probably

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

The Potato Was Born of Love and Punishment, As They Tell It in the Andes // The Potato Becomes a Great Lady

Eduardo Galeano

[joan @notmade0fstone]

I have an idea for a new kind of haircut you can only get once