Not Malibu Barbie

🏳️‍🌈 god bless Mother Nature | She’s a single woman too

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

@FabFitFun I already spoke to one of your care specialists. The only way to get a full refund was for me to personally pay to return an item I never ordered. Lol.

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

@FabFitFun I just cancelled my account in full because I got charged and sent a $100 item that I did not order and cannot use. Due to your no refund policy, you lost a customer who was loyal for years and spent a lot of money with you. Good business decision there…

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

#ShesAllThat was never high art, but woof, this movie. The only redeeming quality is the immense number of callbacks to the original. And why did they cut his hair?!!! Not a fan. Will definitely watch again though. #HesAllThat

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

Thank god. I’m going to need a major palate cleanse after this season.

[TV STAN💫 @Lavendergeminis]

Anyways, Michelle is COMING. 🤍#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

Do bring the overalls. #RidetheEagle #JakeJohnson

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

@rkschiz Man, the afternoon one hit too close to home. Not the kind of personal life experience I’m hoping to draw from.

I’m more frustrated with the sexism of it though. SA and DV disproportionately affect women so we are more likely to be thrown off our rhythm with those questions.

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

I just saw a kid in an AT&T shirt and my brain immediately went to an inappropriate place. Thanks #boburnham #boburnhaminside

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

Totally ready for this #BarExam thing.

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

As a survivor this does not surprise me one iota. It still hurts though. And my heart breaks for the brave women who came forward and the pain and betrayal they are feeling today. We badly need justice reform in this country. #MeToo #BillCosby

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

"This is absolutely wild," @AriMelber says on Pennsylvania Supreme Court decision to overturn Bill Cosby's conviction. "The Court today is not saying Cosby didn't do it. The Court is saying he reached a deal never to be charged for it."
https://t.co/ELYVq9HieV

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

I am increasingly grateful that the primary drama of my adolescence was secretly watching The L Word and pretending I watched Buffy because of David Boreanaz.

#covid #covid19 #vaccine #pride #btvs https://t.co/tRUoOy8W8U

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

So, we are entering a massive heatwave…and we are losing firefighters because we aren’t willing to pay them what they deserve.

We created a mess and then destroyed the solution.

#heatwave #pnw #firefighters #globalwarming #california #LosAngeles

https://t.co/97UuiQ41ub

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

Greene: Words matter

Greene proceeds to say only wrong words.

Plan B is not an abortifacient.

I am very tired of being a woman in this country.

#MarjorieTaylorGreene #PlanB

[Acyn @Acyn]

Greene: I’d like just to take a minute and remind everyone that words matter… Contraception stops a woman from becoming pregnant. The Plan B pill kills a baby in the womb…

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

@limbsylum A lot of this will depend on you and what you want. I don’t regret law school but I am one year out and unsure I want to continue to practice. My first job was an incredibly rude awakening to the systemic abuse that certain firms/teams perpetuate. Just be cautious.

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

100% living for the potential to have some queer women on #LoveVictor because we need that representation please!!!

[vale @smokerjauregui]

LAKE AND LUCY GIRLFRIENDS FOR SEASON 3 SO TRUE #LoveVictor

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

Ok, but the PTSD in #FeelGood season two is just getting a little too accurate. But definitely go watch this. #MaeMartin is a genius.

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

@IAmDewman I thought that might be what that was! I have purposely avoided him, so I was not confident. I appreciate you pointing that out!!

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

@ElsiDawson Lmao! You nailed it 😆

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

Does anyone have an explanation for the ghillie suit...I’m so confused. I’m sure there is a reason, but I can’t find it. #BoBurnham #inside

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

So have you watched #inside five times since it came out or are you mentally healthy? #BoBurnham #boburnhaminside #MentalHealthMatters

[Not Malibu Barbie @notmalibubarbie]

I feel the need to point out The Office joke in #Inside in case you missed it. #BoBurnham