Mark Duncan

iWaterfront engineer fixing days one machine at a time. I travel a lot. instagram: duncanograms

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

@amanda__goff If it wasn’t for your inspirational tweets & your book I too would have been in a pine box over a year ago. I owe you a debt for becoming clean & sober

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

I just saw the little neighbour boy putting whipped cream on his pet cat, I'm pretty sure he over heard something that he wasn't suppose to........

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance.......
The 5 stages of buying petrol

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

My doctor said I need to do something that gets me out of the pub.

So I've started smoking.

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

The English Cricket Team have officially beaten the Wuhan Street Markets as the worst use of a bat in history!

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

@TomJoad_is_dead @PeterDutton_MP @TomJoad_is_dead idiot. Time and place mate. Day of remembrance, not left wing agenda

[Peter Dutton @Hon_PeterDutton]

We also honoured the ten Australian lives lost on that day.

We will never forget.

[Peter Dutton @Hon_PeterDutton]

On behalf of all Australians, I paid respect at the September 11 Memorial to those lives cut tragically short in the name of terror, including the brave first responders who risked their lives to save others.

[Peter Dutton @Hon_PeterDutton]

Over two decades ago, Australia stood with our close friends and allies, the United States, as they suffered their most devastating terrorist attack when almost 3,000 innocent lives were taken.

[Chris Rock @chrisrock]

Hey guys I just found out I have COVID, trust me you don’t want this. Get vaccinated.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Who's ready for the Monza episode of Drive To Survive? 😉🍿🇮🇹

We hear a certain Netflix crew was with @McLarenF1 according to @danielricciardo on @PardonMyTake 👀

#F1

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

@SamanthaX_real My way of life was killing me, enough to hospitalise me, then I read the ‘unexpected joy of being sober' & I’ve turned my life around. You were my beacon when I was in a very dark place.

[𝓬𝓱𝓵𝓸 𝔁 @formulamv3]

@danielricciardo Best team? I think so 🧡🧡

[john cleland @jclelandracing]

Now I know we are supposed to be going electric to save the planet 😱but tell me this doesn’t give you a stirring in your groin ??!! Turn up the volume 👍👍

[Sophie Elsworth @sophieelsworth]

Victorian Premier says “Sydney is on fire with this virus”. 90% of Covid-19 deaths in Australia have been in Victoria. 😷🧐 #COVID19Aus

[Mark Duncan @NotMarkDuncan]

@NathanHiney @bryfletch is this Gordon Tallis doing Tokyo Olympics try outs?