Marvin Watkins

Occasional pyro. Amateur guitar player. Pretty much lives off other people's smiles.

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

I miss my roommates, but belting out Cage the Elephant in my underwear is liberating.

[NOFRIDAYY @NoFridayy]

I called a FUCKIN NIGGER at work... this how it played out 😂 #KillEmWithKindness

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

Finding $120 when packing up to move is quite the mood booster.

[The Killers @thekillers]

Happy hump day, you guys.

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

The best weekends are the ones with plans to have no other plans.

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

A year a half later. Whaddup?

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

Nonononono @Snapchat

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

Locked my keys and wallet in my girlfriend's house while she's in class. How is everyone's Thursday going?

[Katie Lan @KatieLanahan]

I just don’t get why people are intentionally mean

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

Pretty sure I got an additional 1.5 hours tacked on to my alrrady slow drive to Pullman. Thank you to all the slow drivers out there.

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

Start the new year wasted, so the only way to go is up.

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

@Madi_Frazee Maybe the parents are boring as shit too.

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

My aesthetic is tired eyes and bed head.

[Madi Glick @Madi_RGlick]

This world needs a lot of love

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

To clarify...

mic: a tool used to record sound

mike: a tool used to ripoff taxpayers for a pathetic publicity stunt https://t.co/NLtqT3ddT7

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

Class and work is obviously more important than your health.

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

Anyone ever work with a 50+ year old guy who farts into his radio?

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

So looking at the eclipse is no worse than looking at the sun on any other day. Not sure why people think otherwise 🤔

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love..."

[Marvin Watkins @notmarvinw]

Everybody knows the best way to fight global warming is with nuclear winter.