mary

i have a cat and i code

[mary @notmaryh]

if you play super auto pets or like streamer girls watch me stream super auto pets right now https://t.co/MkxIOYg3jU

[mary @notmaryh]

Once I get bangs, acrylics, a full body wax, my stimulus check, a vaccine, & im out of this lease,,,,,,it’s over for you hoes

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u think I’m annoying now? I did the morning announcements in high school

[mary @notmaryh]

I just bought GME see you all at the elon musk meet and greet

[mary @notmaryh]

cinnamon sugar toast is god tier

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Ugh I was supposed to perform wap at the inauguration today but I had a dentist appointment 😓😓....maybe next time .

[mary @notmaryh]

how am I supposed to work today when I just listened to Taylor swifts new album for the first time I NEED TO SCREAM SING THESE SONGS WHILE DRIVING

[mary @notmaryh]

YOUR MOMS RING IN YOUR POCKET HER PICTURE IN YOUR WALLET YOU WONT REMEMBER ALL MY CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS

[mary @notmaryh]

experiencing absolute euphoria logging in to work on this Monday morning and clicking play on my discover weekly while drinking cold coffee that I’m too lazy to microwave

[mary @notmaryh]

lol every time i go to dm my mom a funny tweet i always forget she has a name lol i’ll type in “mom” and be like wtf why isn’t she popping up?!?

[mary @notmaryh]

on weekdays i set my alarm for 7:03am and press snooze once thus waking up at the perfect and crisp 7:12am. what time do u guys wake up?

[mary @notmaryh]

advice: never put your phone number on anything related to voting ever

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

There are now more recorded cases of COVID-19 in the White House than in New Zealand, Taiwan, and Vietnam combined, and they have 124 million people.

Let that sink in.

[Virgo's Groove Hive, PhD @T_dot_Lee_PhD]

Boy the US is stuck on Atari while everybody else has the PS5.

[mary @notmaryh]

@gabbby_nichole i was just following the rules

[mary @notmaryh]

🧙🏼‍♀️🙈🧘🏼‍♀️🎃🌶

[antifa kewpie @sillyassbilly]

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side

[Gavisti 🛸 @ The Bear S3 🔪 @SpectreFoto]

What if one day God came down and said "It's pronounced Jod" and then left?

[mary @notmaryh]

@alexjonesrly you just have to speak the cats language and hiss