Not Max

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@BarstoolBigCat Hype up songs
Disney Princesses
Speeches

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@Dominos_UK made one for you

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@Dominos_UK post another pizza meme you twats

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United agree fee with Lille to sign Matias Fernandez-Pardo. Deal for 21yo #LOSC forward in process of being finalised - Belgium int’l to travel & take medical before joining #NUFC on 5yr contract until 2031 @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano https://t.co/nVMpq2uLfS

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@chrisstorey341 @Memecastle_Utd Want this to be true but he’s probably coming to join Sunderland lol

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@NUFC @VisitMalta This club is so far beyond embarrassing at this point, can’t wait to watch us in a. Fucking relegation scrap for the next 8 months

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@NUFC Sick, can’t wait to get spanked cause we are hell bent on signing absolutely no one

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@Memecastle_Utd @NUFC Unfortunately just seems like good players don’t want to come to Newcastle rn, the stink of the toxic culture can be smelled by any player in Europe. Club will have to start looking good and winning matches before good players will want to come no matter how much Jaissle wants em

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@mijash_ @NUFC Fair point lol though I’m sure if any team could find a way to lose 1st round with a bye, it’s current Newcastle

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@alanshearer Happy birthday legend - I wish we could sign another player like you some day, but it looks like that will just never happen

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@NUFC Please god fire this fucking clown

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@NUFC What an absolute JOKE this team has become - ZERO chance of European qualification this year - Nothing will get better until Howe is gone - Why would any good player ever want to come to this absolute trash club with how it’s being run?

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Well done @fatchr7s ❤️

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@frank_seravalli Hey what’s that little symbol mean next to Carolina?

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@dbeebestl @Buccigross Really? I was told Carolina didn’t have star power, played boring hockey, was too small of a market, and didn’t do enough at the trade deadline? Did they really win the cup?

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@cdnguy0 @jonathonmcrae_ @reporterchris Wait really? I was told Carolina didn’t have star power, played boring hockey, was too small of a market, and didn’t do enough at the trade deadline? Did they really win the cup?

[Not Max @notmaxsburner]

@Canes not a single Hurricane got a single all star vote. Team must just stink I guess!

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Final voting totals for 2025-26 NHL All-Star Teams:

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Jim Valvano taught us to enjoy life and to cherish every moment.

As we continue this journey, we’re reminded that the Stanley Cup Final is about more than hockey. It’s about people, purpose, sacrifice, and appreciating the moments that bring us together.