Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . .

As my old boss's boss Obama would say . . .

parody

#Seattle #DisciplinarianBruce

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

How 100 days of Bruce will feel.

I might be new to city hall,
But I've got a plan for the homeless!

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

The city of Seattle has a lot of diverse problems, that's why this handsome mayor will only be investing in more cops!

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

Look, I just want to increase the police budget in peace. OK!

But we can't get mad at this cop! That would make all the other cops too sad to kill Black mothers in their homes.

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@rSeattleWA Yes, I stopped rape investigations to clean up the parks.

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@3vanSutton @cruickshank But if we stand with survivors we won't have any cops left to protect them 🫣

https://t.co/51PeSGZmvc

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@NancyLiuChin @cruickshank That's right!

Which is why my admininstration stopped testing rape kits so we could focus on throwing away tents.

If we actually ran those tests, I'd loose half of the force!?

https://t.co/HehpdPFKzJ

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@kingrat @MayorofSeattle @SeattleOPA When I'm not sweeping homeless people. I'm trying to hire cops to head up over sight of the cops.

You have -30min to not ask questions.

Go home, nothing to see here.

I love public comment!

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

When I'm not sweeping homeless people. I'm trying to hire cops to head up over sight of the cops.

You have -30min to not ask questions.

Go home, nothing to see here.

I love public comment!

https://t.co/W8aZv5vG2r

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

As a new comer to the city I wish I had a lying ass chief like Best. The guy I got so far only lets me trash homeless tents.

When do I get to tear gas whole neighborhoods @SeattlePD ?

[So. Seattle Emerald @SoSeaEmerald]

In a video released on June 11, 2020, fmr. SPD chief Carmen Best made claims about armed guards and extortion at CHOP — claims debunked in an OEM email to City officials, including Best — the previous day. #Watchdragon

https://t.co/FriUgsehXT

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

I'm trying to connect with voters more. If I made a table-top game whats it called?

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

I'm new here, was I supposed to get a key too?

All of my secrets feel awfully obvious.

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@TheStranger @calvinrjones @tech4housing https://t.co/3NTqaEmxxX

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

BREAKING:

Today, I made a dashboard for how many homeless sweeps we do.

I solved homeless, again.

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

BREAKING:

Today, I made a dashboard for how many homeless sweeps we do.

I solved homeless, again.

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

Damn, I do like a Pizza Party with the Coup Cops Klan.

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@chaseacross Did the jaywalker get arrested?

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

Jesus. Someone needs to arrest that jaywalker!

This place is OUT of control.

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@DivestSPD "A self own a day keeps antifa away" or I think thats what the Chief promised me.

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@monicakim524 Look if you leave it up to me I'm more than happy to tell you what diversity looks like. Please, don't talk about electeds. We kinda love the shadows tbh.

https://t.co/3bYEubkaKF

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

When Seattle wants equity & diversity, I think of Markham McIntyre!

Markham is a simple bro from humble roots, he's new here!

He spent 9yrs at the Seattle Chamber of Commerce as everything from VP & CEO to Chief of Staff so like me, he's new and learning on the job!

#Seattle

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@JoeyWieser I'd be the man to lead us, just like George Washington!

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

@MayorofSeattle https://t.co/3bYEubkaKF

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

When Seattle wants equity & diversity, I think of Markham McIntyre!

Markham is a simple bro from humble roots, he's new here!

He spent 9yrs at the Seattle Chamber of Commerce as everything from VP & CEO to Chief of Staff so like me, he's new and learning on the job!

#Seattle

[Mayor Bruce - I might be new here, but . . . @notmayorbruce]

When Seattle wants equity & diversity, I think of Markham McIntyre!

Markham is a simple bro from humble roots, he's new here!

He spent 9yrs at the Seattle Chamber of Commerce as everything from VP & CEO to Chief of Staff so like me, he's new and learning on the job!

#Seattle