Michael Mayorga

Battery. Bell. Blanchard. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.

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@Top100Rick Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

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@Joel_Dahmen Some ideas. Let me know what you think!

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@Joel_Dahmen Some ideas! Let me know what you think

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@Joel_Dahmen Careful with the bucket hat. Lord knows malbon will be all over it with a cease and desist

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@Joel_Dahmen Please don’t pick something AI generated���

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@HomaLegion Sounded like freaking concrete, horrible break

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@DMAC924 Have yet to see someone miss on the high side

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@alexbran1227 @astros It was a drunk mariners fan

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@Eatmecookme @Daniel_Rapaport Jordan no question

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@JRODshow44 @AlaskaAir #flightswith44 78

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@AlgodTrading @sammograph @fuckyouiquit Well she’s the CEO, so actually it’s not. She could lose her job for something like this.

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@escoas Lol I answer that as the only honest thing I can think of, I wonder the same thing every time

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@tweetviapete @furgods @DrewTumaABC7 Triple La Niña says otherwise

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Love hearing the @NoLayingUp boys in the Full Swing series

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@OversoverUnders For real. Ugly look bro

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@bryguy2724 @RGIII It was roughing because he landed on him, not for the hit height. Even Bosa admitted in his presser that he made a mistake cuz he didn’t know the ball was gone and that it was a fair call.

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@TheMikeSalk The delirium is real

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@danorlovsky7 eats a cupcake like a serial killer

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@manchild1077 Productive people probably don’t get ads about productivity 🥲